Alleviate My OTHER Dry Spell
February 12, 2014 1:56 PM Subscribe
Sexytimes filter - after a multiple-year period of involuntary celibacy, I'm now finally gettin' some again (YEE-HAW). I need to stock up on lube as a result, and while I'm at it I wanna splurge and get something REALLY good. Particular requirements/concerns inside.
posted by anonymous to Health & Fitness (17 answers total) 21 users marked this as a favorite
What I NEED is:
a) Something long-lasting, so we don't have to interrupt the proceedings to re-apply. I tend to run dry as a rule, due to a combination of personal quirk of anatomy and middle-age systems, so I need it a bit more so than usual.
b) Something GLYCERIN-FREE. (I'd rather not get yeast infections.)
c) Something condom-friendly.
Nice but not necessary extras:
d) Something that can soothe skin in a pinch. The Object d'Amour and I are apparently in the "bunny stage" with a vengeance, and I was pretty uncomfortable for a couple days after - and that was even with us using lube.
e) Something that smells awesome or can cater to some other sensory input as well. (We had something that could double as a massage cream as well; it was okay in a pinch, but still a bit meh.)
Other than that, I'm just looking for high-quality and generally otherwise awesome.