I'm soon turning 33. I want to pet an owl for my birthday.
February 6, 2014 10:18 AM Subscribe
What I would love is for someone to bring the owl to my apartment's patio in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. The owl will be skritched for about an hour, by 5 - 10 responsible, sober adults. Basically, this
is my dream, but with an owl.
I have contacted Nature Nick
, who doesn't have his owl anymore. (But did offer me a cool Fennec Fox.) I've also called these folks
, but they don't have an owl either. The last guy I tried is based in Detroit—nowhere near NYC.
I would rather not have a big, clowny "TADAAAAA" show about it, or an educational experience—I'm an adult, I can (and do!) google owls all the time.
I really just want an owl and his handler to show up and let us skritch him.
Can anyone help me out here? I need to ruffle a feather.