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December 16, 2013 5:54 PM Subscribe
What are your go-to "talents" that don't require any actual talent?
posted by oinopaponton to Grab Bag (20 answers total) 7 users marked this as a favorite
My extended family has decided to resurrect an old holiday tradition: the Christmas talent show. Unlike our cousins, my sibling and I did not have musical or physical talents as kids, and, what do you know, we still don't. We want to participate but are stumped.
I mean it: we can't sing, play instruments, balance on anything, contort ourselves, or act convincingly. We'd be willing to use cheap, easily found props. Corny is fine, but clever would be better. Something that could involve three people (me, sibling, sibling's partner) would be ideal.