Mrs Twice: Poor Ralph. And what about my daughter. What am I gonna tell her?
Ed: Yeah, you are gonna have to tell her something. Tell her he went on a long trip.
Frank: No, wait a minute. How about a big monster came and took him to Daddy Heaven. No.
Ed: What about this: He threw himself on a grenade to save the battalion. Yeah, that's it.
Frank: No, no, wait a minute. He was killed by left-wing insurgents from Paraguay. No, Bolivia.
Ed: I got it. He was traded to the Cubs for Reggie Jackson.
Mrs Twice: [Cries louder and louder.]
The Boys in Company C has it.
In "Experiments with N-Person Social Traps I" (Journal of Conflict Resolution, 32 (1988) p475-72. ) Anatole Rapoprt notes that "In the US Infantry Manual published during World War II soldiers were told what to do if a live grenade fell into the trench where he and ohthers were sitting: to wrap himslf around the grenade so as at least to save the others. (If no one "volunteered," all would be killed, and there were only a few seconds to decide who would be the hero.)"Sorry, but real life beats cinema any day.
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posted by dobbs at 5:38 PM on September 6, 2005