Then she opened up a book of poemsbecame
And handed it to me
Written by an Italian poet
From the thirteenth century
Then she opened up the Bibleposted by EmpressCallipygos at 10:56 AM on March 8
And she started quotin' it to me
Jeremiah chapter seventeen
From verses 21 and 33.
I get no kick in a planeTo:
I shouldn't care for those nights in the air
That the fair Mrs. Lindbergh goes through
But I get a kick out of you.
I get no kick in a planeAnd a verse that was originally about cocaine got changed from:
Flying too high with some guy in the sky
Is my idea of nothin' to do
But I get a kick out of you.
Some they may go for cocaineTo:
I'm sure that if
I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrifically, too
Yet, I get a kick out of you
Some like the perfume in SpainOr sometimes:
I'm sure that if
I took even one sniff
That would bore me terrifically, too
Yet, I get a kick out of you
Some like the bop-type refrainposted by brainmouse at 11:14 AM on March 8 [3 favorites]
I'm sure that if
I heard even one riff
That would bore me terrifically, too
Yet, I get a kick out of you
Chinks do it, Japs do it,and now typically starts with:
up in Lapland little Laps do it . . .
Birds do it, bees do it,along with other changes.
Even educated fleas do it . . .
I'll sing to him, each spring to himbecomes
And worship the trousers that cling to him
I'll sing to him, each Spring to himAnd lines like:
And long for the day when I cling to him
Horizontally speakingjust get dropped.
He's at his very best
...
Vexed again, Perplexed again
Thank God I can be over-sexed again
...
I'm dumb again, And numb again,
A rich, ready, ripe little plum again
"Less Than Zero" was a song I had written after seeing the despicable Oswald Mosley being interviewed on BBC television. The former leader of the British Union of Fascists seemed unrepentant about his poisonous actions of the 1930s. The song was more of a slandering fantasy than a reasoned argument.But (and here's why I mention the song), at a 1978 concert in Toronto (which was released on CD many years later), Elvis sang a different version of the lyrics that he'd rewritten to, in fact, refer to Lee Harvey, in a nod to his (North) American audience. It's known among fans as the "Dallas version," for obvious reasons.
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posted by EmpressCallipygos at 10:47 AM on March 8 [1 favorite]