A man walks into a bar, says "get me a triple". Downs it in one shot.
Bartender says, "wow, man, you look rough, wanna talk?"
Man says, "I just got home from work early, and found my wife in bed with my best friend!"
Bartender pours another drink, says, "oh, that's rough. What did you say to her?"
Man says, "I said: get your skanky butt out of the house and don't come back!"
Bartender says, "Good for you, buddy. And what did you say to your best friend?"
Man says, "I told him: YOU'RE A VERY BAD DOG"
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