Question: WhiteTrash Airlines: fly the friendly sky!

ninazer0 — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 20:12:30 -0800

I'm trying to find an old radio short called "White Trash Airlines" that I heard online in the early 90's. It was a parody of a United commercial and had the "Fly the friendly skies" tagline in it but I don't know where it came from or who made it. It was, however, very funny if you like hillbilly jokes. YMMV.

The tagline was "White Trash Airlines - Fly the Friendly Sky" and featured a pretty much standard "smooth" male announcer with little snippets of dialogue here and there.

The bits that I remember are...

Announcer: When you have to make it to the family reunion in Chicken Neck, Arkansas, why not fly the only airline powered by a Chevy big block?

Hick1: Miss, where can I put my chaw
Stewardess: Why sugar, there's a spittoon right by ya.
Hick1: Hooooee! *hock**spit* "TING!"

Stewardess: Our entertainment this evening in first class will be the Dukes of Hazzard marathon and for you folks in coach we're gonna turn on the bug zapper!

Announcer: When flying WhiteTrash Air, you'll enjoy a gourmet seven-course meal.
Hick2: Road kill and a six-pack? Hooooeeeeee!

And so on and so on.

I've tried Googling for various bits of dialogue but I'm coming up blank. Does anyone have any leads?

By: unliteral

unliteral — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 21:26:27 -0800

White Trash Airlines

By: ninazer0

ninazer0 — Thu, 01 Nov 2012 21:37:30 -0800

That's it! But I would SWEAR that there was more to it. Something about your personal possessions being put into feed bag and stapled shut for "extra security". Anyway, close enough!

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