ISO humorous comebacks to midlife crisis jokes.
October 29, 2012 10:24 AM Subscribe
What are some witty comebacks I can use when being accused of having a midlife crisis?
posted by Beti to grab bag (43 answers total) 5 users marked this as a favorite
I'm a 45 year old woman and have just bought a Mini Roadster S convertible. I know it's not a "typical" mid-life crisis car (other than the convertible and two-seater aspects) and I don't care what people think in the end and I love the car but it'd be nice to have a few humorous comebacks to the inevitable "What's up, Midlife Crisis?" jabs I'll get.
My two so far are "Well, if that means I'll live to see 90, then that's fine by me" and "When my ex had his midlife crisis, he quit his job, started smoking a lot of dope and ended up living in a friend's truck. I thought I'd go a different route: I bought a convertible and I'm traveling to Europe in the spring."