A cunning clockmaker did court me as well,The chorus is easy to remember and sing, and the fun will come from everyone listening to a soloist doing all the double-entendre stuff. (we used it in a show we did once, with the cast doing it live during intermission, and on one night this woman in the audience laughed and laughed at each new double entendre.)
And promised me riches if I'd ring his bell.
So I looked at his clockwork, and said with a shock,
"Your pendulum's far too small for my clock."
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posted by griphus at 9:49 AM on June 18, 2012