I have this
EEE 900 that's been made completely irrelevant by my phone (although it wasn't too useful beforehand, either.) It's got a 16GB SSD and running some version of Ubuntu or another tailor-made for the EEE ca. 2009 (possibly EasyPeasy.) It's slow, unresponsive and the keyboard is difficult to use. That really isn't the most conducive environment in which to work with an unfamiliar OS, so I haven't booted it in two years. I should've bought more RAM at the time, but I didn't, and I'm certainly not going to now (unless it's both incredibly cheap and necessary for whatever.)
Between my phone, my laptop and my PS3 I can't think of a damn thing for which to use it. Maybe a digital picture frame or something? Ideas, schematics, whatever would be great. I figure accidentally frying it is still more worthwhile than letting it gather dust.