April 4, 2012 7:13 PM Subscribe
Please tell me that the book described below actually exists, and is not a hallucination resulting from my troubled childhood.
posted by OompaLoompa to media & arts (8 answers total) 26 users marked this as a favorite
When I was far too young to read about such things, but the adults were too busy to care what I was reading, as long as I was quietly occupying myself, I read a book about cat prostitutes.
The details are sketchy:
-I believe it may have been set in the southwest.
-The story, told by various spayed neighborhood ladycats, involved these fixed ladycats having relations with the area toms in exchange for gifts of foods, I think.
-The fertile ladycats hated them for being strumpets.
-The cats would creepily watch their owners having sex and lament their own inability to do it face-to-face.
Please. PLEASE. Tell me I didn't come up with this plot. Surely someone else has read this? If not, I'll need to bring this up with my therapist next week.