Help Me Name My Fitness Team!

March 31, 2012 9:25 PM

I need help coming up with a name for a fitness team.

So I am part of an on-line fitness team for the month of April. We're using Jillian Michael's 30 Day Shred, and from what I can tell, it should be a great time. However, I have been selected as a team captain, who is supposed to be motivational and excited, and I'm also supposed to come up with a name for my team. I am at a loss, and want something that sounds inspiring and fun (instead of boring or whatever). If it helps, we're mostly a bunch of 30-something women. Please help me think of a creative name!

posted by I_love_the_rain to Grab Bag (8 answers total)

Shredforce Alpha... or Team Shredforce.
posted by Kandarp Von Bontee at 9:53 PM on March 31, 2012 [1 favorite]

How about "the fat losers"? It's a double-entendre.
posted by candasartan at 10:42 PM on March 31, 2012

* Future Amazons
* Three 10s
* Rippers
posted by maurreen at 12:32 AM on April 1, 2012

An acquaintance of mine had a netball team fifteen years ago called the Pat Benatar Tactical Response Group. She has long forgotten about it, but I liked the name so much I now use it whenever I need an all-purpose/badass/fun team name. It has led to much triumph and happiness. It's yours if you want it.
posted by hot soup girl at 1:45 AM on April 1, 2012 [5 favorites]

Ladies Who Lunge
posted by argonauta at 4:41 AM on April 1, 2012 [2 favorites]

The Shredanators.
Shredded Elite
Shredded and Sweet
posted by laskagirl at 4:45 AM on April 1, 2012

Not sure if they have the cereal wherever you are but I'd be tempted to go for:

Shredded Weak
posted by Wysawyg at 5:35 AM on April 1, 2012

Sweaty Betties
posted by ZipRibbons at 11:42 AM on April 1, 2012