Good roller derby names?
July 3, 2005 12:31 PM Subscribe
My friend is trying out for roller derby, and she needs a good nom de plume.
posted by deafmute to Sports, Hobbies, & Recreation (26 answers total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
It should be something cute, clever, and mildly sophisticated/referential. So far we've got:
-Sandra Day O'Clobber (my personal favorite)
The civil rights ones are out, because she's little and white, and we don't want to be TOO offensive (even though one girl's name is Chainsaw Buttfuck), although some good catchphrases might be "Take THIS underground railroad!" and "Get to the BACK of the bus!"
That's right, we're also looking for catchphrases and signature moves. For Sandra Day O'Clobber I've got "Retire THIS!", "This is my DISSENTING OPINION!", "Take this DECIDING VOTE!", and several others, including moves like "The Gavel" and the "Court Brief".
Be as clever and as silly as possible; I know you mefites can do it.