sea world whales
January 26, 2012 10:28 PM   Subscribe

What would be the best way to kill all Killer Whales at Sea World assuming you have a budget of $2,000 or less? Note: I am not planning anything like this. It is an academic question.

Other questions:

How long would Sea World would continue to profit from whale exploitation after such an incident?

If this happened more than once, would they give up forever?
posted by santogold to Human Relations (6 answers total)

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posted by dfriedman at 10:30 PM on January 26, 2012


Are you hoping to get away with it or not?
posted by nicolas léonard sadi carnot at 10:31 PM on January 26, 2012


Flagged. Jesus, man (/woman).
posted by Sebmojo at 10:39 PM on January 26, 2012


How much time do you have to devote to this? For example, you could get a job at the park and discover all sorts of methods generally unknown and inaccessible to the public.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 10:39 PM on January 26, 2012


Bleach. Flagged.
posted by mochapickle at 10:41 PM on January 26, 2012


Do you have Sea World's cooperation? That is, is this an ELF-style kill-the-animals-to-save-them scenario, or a Sea-World-committing-insurance-fraud scenario, or what?
posted by hattifattener at 10:42 PM on January 26, 2012


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