A second-grade teacher in Milwaukee greeted herFull text of book here.
children at the beginning of a new term with an as-
signment to write a composition on "something im-
portant you learned during your vacation." Among the
essays turned in was the following:
WHAT I LEARND ON MY VACATTION
DONT GET PERCONEL WITH A CHICKEN
By Eloise Coleman
On my vacation I visited with my gran parents in
Iowa and my gran father learned me dont get perconel
with a chicken. My gran father has a few chickens and
one was a chicken I got perconel with and gave the
name Gene Autry. One day my gran mother deside to
have stood chicken for dinner and says Orf you go out
and kill a hen meening my gran father. I went with
him and low and behole he took a pole with a wire on
the end and reeched in the pen and got Gene Autry by
the leg and pulled him out and before I cood say a
werd he rung his neck wich pulls off his hed and he
flops around on the grond back and forth without no
hed on and I cryed. He was a brown one. Then he
scalted him in hot water and picket the feathers of and
saw me crying and says dont ever get perconel with a
chicken. When we are at the dinner table he says it
again so I ate some, a drumb stick. I dident say any-
thing but it was like eating my own rellatives. So dont
get perconel with a chicken, also a cow if you are going
to eat it later on. Also a caff.
posted by Fister Roboto at 7:12 PM on January 23, 2012