Keeping the undergrowth in check - male edition.
After years of letting everything down there grow wild and free, my ex requested that I keep it all in trim. Guess what? I kinda liked it. However, it's considerably trickier than I expected, because a wrinkly, stretchy surface doesn't really lend itself to being easily shaven.
I have this
because it was cheap, but spheroids have a large surface area, and this thing has a very small trimming attachment. So ladies and gents, what would work better? I'm not angling for billiard-ball smooth, but if I have the option of getting there, that would be great.
Also, butt hair. What the hell is the point
of that stuff and how do you deal with it effectively without learning yoga?