Brownie just won't cut it!
November 10, 2011 6:00 PM   Subscribe

Halp! Have Vespa, need name.

My husband and I have recently become Vespa owners and I'm seriously in love with my new mode of transportation. It's a 150 ie, in a color called Bronze/Espresso. This is the same model. Vespas are traditionally considered female and are named accordingly. Lots of the names are based on the color of the scooter, but not all. Yall are so great at this, can you help me?
posted by raisingsand to Sports, Hobbies, & Recreation (29 answers total) 1 user marked this as a favorite
 
If you fall on the correct side of the Mods vs Rockers debate, you could call your scooter the Mod Machine.
posted by Blazecock Pileon at 6:04 PM on November 10, 2011


Princess. As in Princess Vespa!
posted by munchingzombie at 6:06 PM on November 10, 2011 [1 favorite]


Scooter Libby.
posted by box at 6:08 PM on November 10, 2011 [3 favorites]


If it helps narrow it down, the naming rule I was taught (for any vehicle) is that it must start with the first letter on the licence plate.
posted by UbuRoivas at 6:09 PM on November 10, 2011 [2 favorites]


Haruko.
posted by the Real Dan at 6:10 PM on November 10, 2011 [1 favorite]


Velma
Victoria
Veronica
Vivian
Vera
Valerie
Vanessa

Any of the above with the last name Vespa of course.
posted by TooFewShoes at 6:11 PM on November 10, 2011


Polistes
posted by pH Indicating Socks at 6:13 PM on November 10, 2011


Seconding Vera! Or possibly Layla, because it makes me think of "cafe au lait", which is what the colors make me think of.
posted by Diagonalize at 6:13 PM on November 10, 2011


Or, of course... Steph.
posted by pH Indicating Socks at 6:15 PM on November 10, 2011


Kara Thrace. (Starbuck when she's in battle.)
posted by roger ackroyd at 6:22 PM on November 10, 2011 [1 favorite]


What if it only dresses like a girl? Because I think its name is Eddie.
posted by lydhre at 6:24 PM on November 10, 2011


Response by poster: My license plate starts with the number 9 (and Z is the first letter) so I don't think that will work. I wanted Odetta, but it's already taken by a member of our scooter club. We're on the Mods side of Mods vs Rockers. I live in Memphis, so anything topical to my location would be good, too.
posted by raisingsand at 6:25 PM on November 10, 2011


Arabica.
posted by astapasta24 at 6:27 PM on November 10, 2011


Nina
Zelda
Zilla
Zadie
Zia
Zoe
posted by Diagonalize at 6:33 PM on November 10, 2011 [1 favorite]


Bruna
Brunella
Morena
Snooki
posted by emeiji at 6:38 PM on November 10, 2011


My car is named Precious, like "preciousssssssssss" from Lord of the Rings, so that's my recommendation.
posted by Maisie at 6:38 PM on November 10, 2011


Aretha? I believe she was born in Memphis.
Ida after Ida Wells.
Zola, just 'cause.
posted by pappy at 6:41 PM on November 10, 2011


Tira (Misu)
posted by argonauta at 6:47 PM on November 10, 2011


It HAS to be "Bella"! (Beautiful)
posted by jcworth at 7:24 PM on November 10, 2011


Vespa are hornets, (Greenie might have been inevitable with the right color), some of which have queens, and since you live in Memphis, maybe an Egyptian Queen reference would be appropriate, such as:

Nefertiti ('the beautiful woman comes'), particularly good since the scooter was named for the wasp-like sound, I read once.

Hatshepsut


Isis (also the name of the Goddess, of course)
posted by jamjam at 7:28 PM on November 10, 2011


Nove is "nine" in Italian and apparently also sometimes a girl's name.
posted by rhizome at 7:30 PM on November 10, 2011


Kevin.
posted by M.C. Lo-Carb! at 7:32 PM on November 10, 2011


Well, if she behaves anything like my late, lamented Honda Elite 250: Pandora, because you never know what you'll find when you open her up.
posted by TWinbrook8 at 7:52 PM on November 10, 2011


Best answer: She's a gorgeous Italian brunette? Why, Gina Lollobrigida of course!
posted by platinum at 8:06 PM on November 10, 2011


Sofia.
posted by Iteki at 4:55 AM on November 11, 2011


FIAMO!
posted by elizardbits at 7:07 AM on November 11, 2011


Confuse scooter geeks and call it Stella. Bonus points if you go find a Stella badge for it.
posted by Orb2069 at 7:49 AM on November 11, 2011


Penny
(copper colored, female name)
posted by cosmicbandito at 8:01 AM on November 11, 2011


Response by poster: Thanks to all, in spite of the call-out on the grey. I really liked "Ida B" because it's so fun to say, but didn't want to be insensitive. So Gina it will be! I picked it because it's easy to say and fits the scooter's personality as I see it. You guys are so great at this.
posted by raisingsand at 3:13 PM on November 11, 2011


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