Niagra dribbles but does not fall.
November 2, 2011 10:48 AM Subscribe
How can I poop less frequently?
Anonymous because: ewww, poo!
I currently have a low-stress job: I can show up whenever I want in the morning. But I'm starting a new job soon, and it'll require me to be at work, on time, at 8 am every morning.
Why is this a problem? Well, I usually spend about an hour on the toilet every morning. Without fail, I poop at least twice every morning. Sometimes three times, sometimes four, and yes, sometimes five. And all that paperwork is making my outbox a little rough around the edges.
I'm as regular as a clock. I'm a healthy caucasian male in his mid-40s. I don't eat a lot of meat, don't use caffeine, and do a pretty good job eating roughage and fiber.
How can I get it all to come out in one sitting?