No Beta Blues Allowed!

October 5, 2011 7:40 PM

Team Beta slogans? Our work team has a beta project...can you give me some cool slogans to keep up our morale? I found a sight with "your slogan here" betta fish bumper stickers--so what should we write? Other fun suggestions to get us through the next month? Thanks all!
posted by calgirl to Work & Money (7 answers total)

Best answer: No retreat. No surrender.
posted by Lovecraft In Brooklyn at 7:45 PM on October 5, 2011

I would be so tempted to make it "We're #2," but some people might not appreciate that.
posted by Maisie at 7:58 PM on October 5, 2011 [1 favorite]

More bettah beta?
Masters of beta?
Beta Breakers (in case you are in SF)
Beta watch out, beta not cry, beta not pout etc...
posted by jcworth at 8:01 PM on October 5, 2011

Best answer: 90% done... 90% to go!
posted by Marky at 8:09 PM on October 5, 2011

Master Betas
posted by carmicha at 8:38 PM on October 5, 2011

The B-Squad Does it Beta
posted by These Birds of a Feather at 9:09 PM on October 5, 2011 [1 favorite]

Depends on the "irony" meter at your work...

"Alpha children wear grey. They work much harder than we do, because they're so frightfully clever. I'm really awfully glad I'm a Beta, because I don't work so hard. And then we are much better than the Gammas and Deltas. Gammas are stupid. They all wear green, and Delta children wear khaki. Oh no, I don't want to play with Delta children. And Epsilons are still worse. They're too stupid to be able …"
posted by porpoise at 9:46 PM on October 5, 2011