Comments on: Britney Spears party menu

Question: Britney Spears party menu

ferociouskitty — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:03:12 -0800

So I'm planning a little party to commemorate the first episode of the Britney Spears-Kevin Federline home movie-rama on UPN, and I need to come up with a truly inspired menu.

So far, I know that Cheetos are a must, as are milkshakes like the ones her family threw at paparazzi, and who can forget the Red Bull? Unfortunately, I can't seem to remember any more of Mrs. Spearserline's favorites. Help me!

***Yes, I realize this is just the kind of embarrassing question the anonymous feature was built for, but I'm feeling brave.

By: Carbolic

Carbolic — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:11:11 -0800

Boiled peanuts are a big favorite in her home region.

By: ThePinkSuperhero

ThePinkSuperhero — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:11:45 -0800

Well, Pepsi, of course, because she did that commercial. And remember that Britney is a southern girl, so I imagine any number of southern foods would be appropriate.

By: necessitas

necessitas — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:16:10 -0800

Look up old articles about her wedding. She served chicken fingers and I can't remember what else. Maybe mini-burgers or mini ribs or something like that.

By: Mach5

Mach5 — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:21:33 -0800

You could try something like her restaurant. Wait, mabye not.

By: agropyron

agropyron — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:28:54 -0800

How about Asparagus Spears?

By: DeepFriedTwinkies

DeepFriedTwinkies — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:30:35 -0800

By: ThePinkSuperhero

ThePinkSuperhero — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:36:19 -0800

Plus you should all wear Mouseketeer ears while you watch it.

I think it should be bigger than that; everyone should be able to dress as Britney throughout the ages. Meaning they could look cute, or they could look skanky (They could dress as Kevin, too, but he'd just be skanky).

And please take pictures.

By: mischief

mischief — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:47:02 -0800

Tums for dessert. Not Britneyesque, but just saying.

By: matteo

matteo — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:48:35 -0800

if we are to believe the gossip, cocaine

By: DeepFriedTwinkies

DeepFriedTwinkies — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:50:13 -0800

Make sure nobody wears shoes when they use the bathroom either.

By: freudianslipper

freudianslipper — Sat, 14 May 2005 07:50:14 -0800

koolaid and fishsticks w/tartar sauce.

By: amro

amro — Sat, 14 May 2005 08:21:44 -0800

Cheese! (Don't know if Britney eats it, but I suspect that is what her show will be!)

By: fire&wings

fire&wings — Sat, 14 May 2005 08:58:17 -0800

Cheeseburgers

By: SisterHavana

SisterHavana — Sat, 14 May 2005 09:16:53 -0800

I think I read somewhere that she's been having ice cream cravings.

By: LarryC

LarryC — Sat, 14 May 2005 09:18:29 -0800

White Trash Cooking II: Recipes for Gatherin's.

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Sat, 14 May 2005 09:53:04 -0800

For Dessert: Twinkies, Pixie Stix, Pop Rocks & Bubble Gum.

By: Carbolic

Carbolic — Sat, 14 May 2005 10:01:15 -0800

And moonpies

By: interrobang

interrobang — Sat, 14 May 2005 10:20:50 -0800

Peanut butter on plastic spoons.

With apologies to Dr. Wu.

By: PinkStainlessTail

PinkStainlessTail — Sat, 14 May 2005 10:37:09 -0800

Cigarettes and cottage cheese, the two things Brit Brit tried and failed to hide from photographers.

By: Vervain

Vervain — Sat, 14 May 2005 11:55:18 -0800

My favorite white trash recipe from back home is this: Take a bag of peanuts (Tom's is best but go with what you have) and dump em in a CoCola bottle (RC is best here but like TPS said, Pepsi would be more appropriate). When the peanuts float to the top, you drink it all down and eat the peanuts fast. Mmmm.

I desperately want to believe you're pulling this out of your ass, yet in my heart, I know it's true. Damn you, DFT! *sob*

At any rate, I suggest an updated dress code--especially since the tablecloth-and-mukluks look is SO easy to do. And if you decide ta git all fancy-fied and "healthy" with yer grub, I guess some kind of beer can chicken would be acceptable, as long as you use Schlitz or something. Or better yet--check out the rider from her last tour. Captain Crunch, cinnamon Altoids and cool ranch Doritos for everyone!

I don't know if there are enough drugs on earth to justify watching this trainwreck, but that doesn't mean I'm not going to give it the old college try.

By: Jon-o

Jon-o — Sat, 14 May 2005 12:47:38 -0800

White Castle burgers and corn dogs.

By: DeepFriedTwinkies

DeepFriedTwinkies — Sat, 14 May 2005 12:52:46 -0800

Well Verv, I guess it's a good thing I didn't mention cornbread surprise....

By: jennyb

jennyb — Sat, 14 May 2005 12:58:42 -0800

Peanuts in Coke is really good -- don't knock it 'till you try it!

By: Carbolic

Carbolic — Sat, 14 May 2005 13:03:53 -0800

Vervain: The beer would need to be Dixie. I would suggest Abita but it might be a bit highbrow.

By: samh23

samh23 — Sat, 14 May 2005 13:17:05 -0800

KFC!

By: filmgeek

filmgeek — Sat, 14 May 2005 20:08:35 -0800

Essentially crappy lightweight food...lots of sugar...

something sweet and nutritiously worthless just like Spears.

By: Cranberry

Cranberry — Sun, 15 May 2005 00:49:50 -0800

I have waited for hours but still no one has suggested what the columns call her - Pop Tart.

By: Fuzzy Monster

Fuzzy Monster — Sun, 15 May 2005 09:55:57 -0800

Damn! How could I have forgotten the pop tarts?

Good call, Cranberry.

By: blackkar

blackkar — Sun, 15 May 2005 10:20:34 -0800

I think you have to go with Coke, not Pepsi. She gets paid by Pepsi, but keeps getting caught drinking Coke. Also, filmgeek may have just answered the question in full - pretty much anything you can buy at 7-11 will work.