"Eat a bag of dicks" on my principal's back? Please?
April 3, 2011 12:28 PM Subscribe
Do you know Japanese? Do you not
know Japanese? What does my shirt
say? (p.s. It's likely not Japanese.)
Many years ago, when I was in first or second grade, one of the upper grades in my (PK-12) school put on fundraiser. One of the boys in the class (I'm guessing he was a junior, since they do the most fundraisers for prom, not that it really matters) drew up a neat little design, and they sold t-shirts to the rest of the school.
Since one of the "big kids" had made them, they were the coolest things ever, so everyone in my class got one. I got one. Pretty much everyone in the entire school got one. Even the admins.
I have long hoped (pretty much from the day I got it) that the shirt secretly says something obscene, and that this kid got a kick out of seeing everyone at this conservative little private school walking around with something horribly offensive plastered on their back. I really hope that's true.
Unfortunately, it's probably just gibberish.