Help me invent jokes for my friend's roast.
October 5, 2010 8:13 PM Subscribe
We're doing a roast of a friend of mine on his birthday, and I need help coming up with jokes. Lets call him "Steve". The roast was Steve's idea, and he told us all he wants us to be as brutal as we can be. Roast style jokes aren't my forte, so I'm including a list of character traits he's famous for, and maybe everyone can help me get started!
posted by shanevsevil to Human Relations (23 answers total) 12 users marked this as a favorite
Things that he is famous for...
He's extremely narcissistic and selfish. He tends to sulk if he doesn't get his way.
He has an allergy to gluten, and he never stops complaining about it. If he eats a single crumb of wheat he gets diarrhea.
He's an actor. Quite successful, but mostly on a local level.
He's closeted to his family (who won't be attending) despite having had a boyfriend for 5 years.
He's quite short, but (I have heard) is well endowed. He likes to let people know about it.
I'm still brainstorming, so don't filter your self. If you have an idea, please post it! Leave not hurting his feelings up to me!