Hamburger Bear Girl: its not a thing!
June 27, 2010 12:07 PM Subscribe
Are there any books out there involving a girl eating burgers and turning into an animal?
posted by Smoosh Faced Lion to writing & language (15 answers total) 3 users marked this as a favorite
Honestly, this is the more ridiculous of the questions I've asked of MetaFilter. It is entirely on the behalf of a friend, whose mind may have snapped trying to establish its existence.
It is, he thinks, a book. In the book, a girl — who he's keen to point out 'might be Jewish' — at some point eats a hamburger. Then turns into a bear. Though he hasn't expanded on it, I would assume it to be the classic grizzly brown type.
That's it. That is all we know. We have long been on this quest for evidence of this 'Hamburger Bear Girl', as she's now known. I have tried any number of queries on Google. I have purchased "The Little Girl and the Big Bear" and discovered that isn't it. Any resolution at this point would be most welcome.
The worst case scenario is MeFi cannot conclusively proof it exists, so we endure a friend's amiable, stubborn ways. Oh, and next time he searches Google, this thread will give him false hope.