Lets hear your awesome motivating slogans, in 24 characters or less!
June 16, 2010 1:21 PM   Subscribe

Lets hear your awesome motivating slogans, 24 characters or less!

I need a slogan to add to my roadID. Ideally something motivating and applicable to a cyclist/runner/triathlete. I'm all out of creativity, lets hear your ideas. Degree of difficulty: I only have 17% of a tweet, or 24 characters.
posted by neilkod to Grab Bag (90 answers total) 15 users marked this as a favorite
 
fuck it let's go
posted by Think_Long at 1:31 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


Keep Going
posted by box at 1:31 PM on June 16, 2010


Further (this is a good one if you like Ken Kesey)
posted by box at 1:32 PM on June 16, 2010


My motivational slogan is very simple and has always served me well.

"Fuck it."


(wherein the meaning is simply "Just do it and whatever happens happens")
posted by wabbittwax at 1:32 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


Harder Better Faster Stronger (this is a good one if you like Daft Punk--oh, wait, the spaces make it 27--you might have to pick three)
posted by box at 1:33 PM on June 16, 2010


"I think I can... " (from The Little Engine That Could)
posted by amyms at 1:33 PM on June 16, 2010


More & Faster (this is a good one if you like KMFDM)
posted by box at 1:33 PM on June 16, 2010 [2 favorites]




Keep Tri-ing
posted by Babblesort at 1:33 PM on June 16, 2010


"it could be worse: rain"
posted by banannafish at 1:34 PM on June 16, 2010


Yes you can!
posted by razzman at 1:34 PM on June 16, 2010


"Hang in there, Baby!"
posted by zoinks at 1:36 PM on June 16, 2010


KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON
22 characters.
posted by poq at 1:38 PM on June 16, 2010 [3 favorites]


You are a rock star.
posted by Admiral Haddock at 1:39 PM on June 16, 2010


RIDE TO RUIN
posted by Think_Long at 1:39 PM on June 16, 2010


Dead is the only excuse
posted by Cat Pie Hurts at 1:40 PM on June 16, 2010


Best answer: Harden the Fuck Up
posted by ghharr at 1:40 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


Smile; it could be worse.
posted by Hardcore Poser at 1:41 PM on June 16, 2010


2nd is the 1st loser
posted by jshort at 1:42 PM on June 16, 2010


Take a swing or take a seat.

27 characters with spaces. So close!

This is what my best friend said to me, to encourage me to propose to my now-wife. It worked.
posted by Cool Papa Bell at 1:44 PM on June 16, 2010


Don't dream it, be it!
posted by Metroid Baby at 1:49 PM on June 16, 2010 [4 favorites]


I used my spot to add another phone number, in case my boyfriend is asleep.
posted by roomthreeseventeen at 1:49 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


Nut up.
posted by smelvis at 1:50 PM on June 16, 2010


Not to everyone's taste, but Woody Harrelson really sold "Nut Up or Shut Up".
posted by Solon and Thanks at 1:53 PM on June 16, 2010


EVERY INCH IRREVOCABLE

i.e. every little bit you move forward, that's yours. You've done it and nothing will ever take that away from you.
posted by Shepherd at 1:53 PM on June 16, 2010


As we say in the great state of Wyoming, "Cowboy up!"
posted by elder18 at 1:53 PM on June 16, 2010


Best answer: Harden the fuck up.
posted by Loto at 1:54 PM on June 16, 2010


GO FASTER, FINISH SOONER
posted by sallybrown at 1:55 PM on June 16, 2010


Stay Paranoid As Fuck
posted by Damn That Television at 1:56 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


You will die. So live.
posted by itstheclamsname at 1:57 PM on June 16, 2010 [6 favorites]


You can do it!
posted by I'm Doing the Dishes at 2:00 PM on June 16, 2010


LIFE IS SHORT
posted by gyusan at 2:02 PM on June 16, 2010


PLAY LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY is 26 with the spaces. Ditch the spaces.
posted by Eyebrows McGee at 2:03 PM on June 16, 2010


No Regrets.

or

There is no try.
(originally "Do or do not; there is no try" from the little green dude in star wars)
posted by jstarlee at 2:08 PM on June 16, 2010


Shit or get off the pot.
posted by jonesor at 2:12 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


per aspera -- 'by hard ways'

Part of the Latin motto ad astra per aspera (to the stars by hard ways), most famously (to me) recently used by astronomer Harlow Shapley.

I might be tempted to use 'per aspera nation' just to make explicit the invocation of 'perspiration' by 'per aspera', which I consider its most delightful feature in this context.

Another pun with a similar burden is 'per-aspiration', combining the idea of climbing to the most extreme heights with the sweat it takes to get there.
posted by jamjam at 2:14 PM on June 16, 2010 [3 favorites]


Hit it.
posted by corey flood at 2:18 PM on June 16, 2010


Fuck the bosses; Entrepreneurs rule.
posted by BostonTerrier at 2:24 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


Just Keep Swimming (from Finding Nemo)
posted by kch at 2:26 PM on June 16, 2010


DEATH TO FALSE METAL
posted by furiousthought at 2:42 PM on June 16, 2010


¡Resistir es vencer!
posted by Fiasco da Gama at 2:42 PM on June 16, 2010


Adapt and overcome.
posted by timsteil at 2:43 PM on June 16, 2010


Run like a motherfucker!

Run like your ass is on fire!
posted by motown missile at 2:43 PM on June 16, 2010


NOT DEAD YET.
posted by Two unicycles and some duct tape at 2:46 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


The one I actually wear when I run, on my road ID tag, is "It is never too late to be what you might have been," but I also like:

Shoot For the Moon

Glad to Run

Lucky to Run

Go Legs Go!
posted by bearwife at 2:49 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


23 characters:

Citior, altior, fortior

...the Olympic motto: “Faster, higher, stronger.”
posted by letourneau at 2:51 PM on June 16, 2010


You can rest later.
posted by salvia at 2:52 PM on June 16, 2010


grind it out
posted by vito90 at 2:52 PM on June 16, 2010


Work or get fired?
posted by randomkeystrike at 2:54 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


I just work here
posted by sciencegeek at 2:59 PM on June 16, 2010


Suck it up, princess
posted by Abbril at 3:02 PM on June 16, 2010 [2 favorites]


Go big or go home.

Cowboy (or Cowgirl) up.

If I think I've outthought a problem, my battle cry is "This is SMARTA!"
posted by workerant at 3:02 PM on June 16, 2010


Don't die wondering
posted by NoRelationToLea at 3:05 PM on June 16, 2010 [3 favorites]


"Now is the time!" has personal resonance for me, because I read a coroner file from Pittsburgh in the 1930s detailing the fact that these were someone's last words before he started a fight with someone and was promptly beaten to death.

Why I find that motivational, I'm not sure, but I do.
posted by elder18 at 3:05 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


On on!

Hasher lingo. Per a Hasher's dictionary: "On On!" is said when you are following marks, so that others in the vicinity know you are on trail and can make their way to trail as well."
posted by madred at 3:08 PM on June 16, 2010


relentless forward motion

Goddamnit, that's 25! Garrrrrrr!
posted by kestrel251 at 3:09 PM on June 16, 2010


KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
posted by TochterAusElysium at 3:17 PM on June 16, 2010 [3 favorites]


More good, less suck.
posted by Osrinith at 3:18 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


"Get action" from Theodore Roosevelt (father of the president).
posted by jgirl at 3:33 PM on June 16, 2010


Hold my beer;watch this!
posted by xedrik at 3:33 PM on June 16, 2010


Carpe vía
posted by ODiV at 3:33 PM on June 16, 2010


Abandon any hope of fruition.
posted by L'OM at 4:17 PM on June 16, 2010


Burritos for finishing! (mmm... cheap burritos!)
or
A little less conversat- (ion a little more action...)
or
Not dead yet...
or
2nd = 1st looser.
posted by Nanukthedog at 4:25 PM on June 16, 2010


Think circles.

(This was my husband's advice to a fellow cyclist at a race years back. I always liked the image it evoked of making circles with your legs, and I suppose with your arms too for the swimming part of triathlons.)
posted by platinum at 4:31 PM on June 16, 2010


Firstly, RoadID looks pretty cool and a great gift idea.

In thinking of a slogan, my usual chant is to swear with each step, but I could easily switch it out for something like "Go! Go! Go!" or "Roll! Roll! Roll" or "Try! Try! Try".

Amusing ones for others could be:

Bonked Yet?
What new Gu do I chew?
Goal: Personal Best!
posted by rw at 4:38 PM on June 16, 2010


Force of will.
posted by jdroth at 4:48 PM on June 16, 2010


Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.
posted by Short Attention Sp at 4:49 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


empty your cup.
posted by jammy at 5:02 PM on June 16, 2010


Proud tomorrow!
posted by Dolohov at 5:04 PM on June 16, 2010


There's no secret. Only repetition.
posted by chrchr at 5:21 PM on June 16, 2010


Keep on truckin!

Gear down, big shifter.

Buck up, bucko!

fasten your seat belt

Get motivated, motivator

Better pack your lunch
posted by yoyoceramic at 5:31 PM on June 16, 2010


Something along the lines of, "One day I'll actually envy this (predicament)". Which has always turned out to be true (experience x time = wiser).
posted by marimeko at 5:45 PM on June 16, 2010


CASH ONLY
posted by scruss at 5:56 PM on June 16, 2010


Response by poster: Thanks for the awesome suggestions everyone - I wound up going with HTFU.
posted by neilkod at 6:28 PM on June 16, 2010


Do Not Resuscitate.
posted by box at 6:30 PM on June 16, 2010


Dum spiro spero. While I breathe, I hope.
posted by metametababe at 6:31 PM on June 16, 2010 [2 favorites]


Summit or plummet.
posted by StickyCarpet at 6:36 PM on June 16, 2010


Be good, or be good at it.
posted by lundman at 7:05 PM on June 16, 2010 [1 favorite]


Illegitimis non carborundum
posted by lalochezia at 8:14 PM on June 16, 2010


Res firma mitescere nescit

"A firm resolve does not know how to weaken"

Or, if Kevin Costner is to be believed: "Once you've got it up, keep it up."
posted by Wild_Eep at 9:26 PM on June 16, 2010


(1) Walk it off!

(2) Behave, or be hurt.

...and one that's too long for your needs, but I'll share it for the audience:


(3) If this doesn't work, make sure they name the crater after me.
posted by magstheaxe at 9:42 PM on June 16, 2010


Oh, and of course:

DON'T PANIC
posted by magstheaxe at 9:45 PM on June 16, 2010


Just fucking do it.
posted by Eshkol at 10:20 PM on June 16, 2010


FallDown7Times, StandUp8
posted by LooseFilter at 11:17 PM on June 16, 2010


Oxygen is for cowards.
posted by saladin at 4:24 AM on June 17, 2010


Excelsior!
posted by Jorus at 5:37 AM on June 17, 2010


Practice, not perfection.
posted by mcbeth at 11:42 AM on June 17, 2010


Murder or be murdered
posted by haqspan at 1:20 PM on June 17, 2010


Kiss the monster on the nose. (24 chars, excluding spaces.)
posted by booth at 2:38 PM on June 17, 2010


Stack or Starve
posted by jasondigitized at 4:44 PM on June 17, 2010


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