Hoary Dancing
April 21, 2010 12:36 PM   Subscribe

What is the least appropriate song for a senior citizen flashmob to dance to?

I nominate Khia, "My Neck, My Back (Lick it)" (NSFW)
posted by Hypnotic Chick to Sports, Hobbies, & Recreation (15 answers total)

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Peaches - Fuck the Pain Away
posted by saladin at 12:37 PM on April 21, 2010 [3 favorites]


"Put It In Your Mouth", Akinyele
posted by kpht at 12:40 PM on April 21, 2010


How about Riskay's "Smell Yo Dick."
posted by greekphilosophy at 12:44 PM on April 21, 2010


nine inch nails...
posted by pwally at 12:48 PM on April 21, 2010


Sir Psycho Sexy by the Red Hot Chili Peppers would be my choice.
posted by thelastenglishmajor at 12:50 PM on April 21, 2010


The Monster Mash.

Now, if you are looking for songs that specifically highlight the age gap between the song's target demographic and the participants of the flashmob, that's a slightly different question. But if you are really looking for "most inappropriate background music for X activity" then the Monster Mash is, always, the most inappropriate song possible, under any circumstances, even during actual monster mashes.
posted by Damn That Television at 12:52 PM on April 21, 2010 [7 favorites]


There's always Me So Horny by 2 Live Crew
posted by sanka at 12:53 PM on April 21, 2010


If this is to be performed in public, you may want to check the disorderly conduct laws in your area before you commit to a truly filthy song.
posted by hermitosis at 12:53 PM on April 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


Kelis - Milkshake
posted by inigo2 at 12:54 PM on April 21, 2010


Bloodhound Gang, The Bad Touch
posted by Grither at 12:59 PM on April 21, 2010


Fsck the Police.
posted by Gorgik at 1:00 PM on April 21, 2010


Of course its My Generation.
posted by googly at 1:04 PM on April 21, 2010 [1 favorite]


99 Problems (the original)
posted by bitterkitten at 1:06 PM on April 21, 2010




SexyBack.
posted by mollymayhem at 1:09 PM on April 21, 2010


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