Einstein porn by Comeau?
March 7, 2010 11:26 PM   Subscribe

I remember reading a porny paragraph about Einstein and "On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies" on the internet somewhere a few years ago. Long shot: can you help me find it?

I think it was written by Joey Comeau as a throwaway on an old asofterworld page (not a comic, one of the permament pages, like "about"), but I haven't looked for it in 3-4 years and can't find it again (have tried Googling, Wayback). It was obviously a joke--Einstein and another male physicist (Bohr? can't remember) screwing and the author punning on "moving bodies"--but it was light and lovely and I'd like to see it again. Things on the internet are pretty transitory, but could anyone point me to it? Does anyone even know what I'm talking about?
posted by flawsekno to Grab Bag (4 answers total)

 
"Half naked, their wrinkled skin oiled and shining, Alan Turing and Albert Einstein prove more theories about collision than you should probably tell your grandmother. If she asks, say that Turing won. Turing will always win."

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I can't find the context either, but "Joey Comeau Albert Einstein" got me this in quite a few places.
posted by Nomiconic at 12:15 AM on March 8, 2010


Best answer: Huh. On further research, it apparently resides permanently at http://asofterworld.com/clean/. Strange.
posted by Nomiconic at 12:23 AM on March 8, 2010


This is probably not it, but I remember some pretty sexy imagery in the book Einsteins Dreams. (by Alan Lightman).
posted by brenton at 1:29 AM on March 8, 2010


Response by poster: Ah yes, that's it. Huh, I remember it being longer. But thanks!
posted by flawsekno at 10:44 AM on March 8, 2010


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