Not tonight, honey, the dog is watching my headache.
January 3, 2010 5:31 PM Subscribe
What are the best (or worst) real-life excuses you've heard or used to avoid sex?
posted by Felicity Rilke to Human Relations (45 answers total) 9 users marked this as a favorite
I've been assigned to write an article on excuses for avoiding sex. In an attempt to cast the net wider than my friends (and avoid embarrassing the more prudish of the lot), I'm appealing to the Metafilter community for examples of excuses you've encountered as either avoider or avoidee.
(Feel free to MeMail me if you don't want to post here).