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December 31, 2009 8:28 AM   Subscribe

What is your superpower?

Lately I've been obsessed with bizarre skills that individuals develop. One of my friends has an uncanny knowledge of knots. I can identify something that is not a quarter in a handful of quarters just by the sound they make when they hit a counter. If some sort of Justice League were to contact you, for what skill/talent (that you already possess) would it be?
posted by stresstwig to Grab Bag (6 answers total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: My superpower is deleting chatfilter. -- cortex

 
I can pick things up off of the floor with my toes. It's amazing.
posted by Kicky at 8:30 AM on December 31, 2009


I can fall asleep within 10 minutes every single night, no matter where I am.

A bit chatty, no?
posted by Think_Long at 8:34 AM on December 31, 2009


I can spot and flag chatfilter in one second.
posted by Jaltcoh at 8:36 AM on December 31, 2009


Response by poster: Heh, alright, you sticks in the mud. I'll flag it myself.
posted by stresstwig at 8:37 AM on December 31, 2009


Are you looking for tangible skills? At least twice I have conjured people that I have not heard from in ages (thought about them and got a letter/IM from them that same day). Also, I have made offhand mention of a celebrity and they either died or got hurt the next day (John Ritter, Chris Penn, Nancy Regan).

I often see a few seconds of a movie or TV show and can identify it even if I have never seen it before.
posted by soelo at 8:39 AM on December 31, 2009


I've been known to get technology to work by growling on it, or in extreme cases, accidentally giving myself a cut and bleeding while trying to add / remove hardware components. (Arguably, the last is not a superpower so much as possibly a sign that I am one of the damned.)

My girlfriend has excellent parking spot karma / generation abilities. Other friends claim to have sold their soul to the devil in return for always having a spot available when they need it.
posted by GJSchaller at 8:39 AM on December 31, 2009


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