You are talented in many ways. In bed.
December 19, 2009 3:15 PM Subscribe
Give me your best fortunes!
posted by iamkimiam to Grab Bag (52 answers total) 16 users marked this as a favorite
I bought some beautiful ceramic fortune cookies to give as holiday gifts this year. I need some good fortunes to put inside them. I'm looking for short phrases that are sweet and funny. Nothing directly sexual or romantic, but bonus if they sound better with 'in bed' at the end.