Can you help me with suggestions wording the hottest /sexiest irresistible Text ever to send to a jerck guy which make him desire /think of me forever and then never reply back to him?

November 21, 2009 3:06 AM

Can anyone help me with suggestions wording the hottest /sexiest irresistible text ever in order to send it to a jerck guy which make him desire /think of me forever and then never reply back to him?

I date a guy for about a month who turned to be a jerk and vanished overnight.
I friendly called him last week (luckily he replied) and friendly let him know I could be his friend whatever were happening in his life , even if he had met sb else, and I really meant it. He apologised for being 'bad' said he was sorry for not contact me and thanked me for taking the initiative then asked me out for a play, asked me to look up details of the performance online (which I spent stupidly a few hours ) he said he was going to call me after I did it but I never heard of him back, it's been more than a week now. :-(

I don't want this stupid in my life of course, he obiously is not into me , but I really want to send him the hottest sex/sexy text ever which any men couldn't resist to reply and then let him hanging forever as he did.

I really want to do this , please don't be judgamental , I know it could be called revenge, etc, but this stupid really deserve it and that woud make me feel a bit better I know. I was soo nice to him and I really regret ! Another learning experience..


So, please send me any suggestions of the Hottest short text message you could ever think for my revenge. ( the text can also be worded taking intoaccount the backgound)
P.S. I never had sex with him, we just kissed.

Thank you,

z

posted by zulonline to human relations (16 comments total)

He's a jerk. There is no such thing as a sexy text that will work on any man. Let it go.
posted by handee at 3:17 AM on November 21, 2009

"I just won the lottery!!!!"
posted by bigmusic at 3:18 AM on November 21, 2009 [16 favorites]

I'm afraid since he's not into you, any text you or anyone could ever imagine in a million years would fail to achieve the desired effect. He would smirk, and quickly forget all about it. The best revenge you can have at this point is ignoring him entirely, now and forever, no matter what.
posted by flavor at 3:18 AM on November 21, 2009 [4 favorites]

Let it go and sleep it off.
posted by Brandon Blatcher at 3:19 AM on November 21, 2009 [1 favorite]

What are you going to do if he maturely and reasonably responds to the message, either positively or negatively, rather than be driven insane with rage, desire and jealousy as you imagine?

There's a chance you're going to make yourself look silly and desperate here, you'd be far better served ignoring this person and moving on. From you've written you already know that's the right thing to do.
posted by fire&wings at 3:22 AM on November 21, 2009

Definitely let it go. You're still upset about him avoiding you, and 'turning him on' or whatever, if it worked (which is doubtful . . . he's not into you, obviously) may (I feel) lead to you getting drawn back into it. Because if you were really over him, you wouldn't care. Jerks take care of themselves ultimately, so revenge in this case is just asking to accumulate karma.
posted by Dee Xtrovert at 3:43 AM on November 21, 2009

you will never have the last laugh here. concentrate on someone else.
posted by krautland at 3:52 AM on November 21, 2009

You'll have the opposite effect. He will see you as desperate.
posted by Ironmouth at 4:10 AM on November 21, 2009 [3 favorites]

The sexiest thing I can think of in this context is "hey Mr. Fade-Away, you just missed the chance of properly being dumped". And what Ironmouth says, totally.
posted by Namlit at 5:10 AM on November 21, 2009

There is no way that doing this will produce any result that doesn't end with you looking any or all of desperate, shrewish, childish, or weird.
posted by dirtynumbangelboy at 6:03 AM on November 21, 2009

"Come over and make love to me on a bed of grilled meats and donuts."

???

Or...

The best revenge is living well.

(but even better revenge is forgetting he exists)
posted by ian1977 at 6:15 AM on November 21, 2009

This is not how "moving on" is accomplished.
posted by hermitosis at 6:35 AM on November 21, 2009 [1 favorite]

I think I understand that your motive is that you don't want this jerk to think for a moment that you're sitting in front of your computer waiting hopelessly to hear from him.

Bigmusic gave you a terrific answer.
posted by Dolley at 6:36 AM on November 21, 2009

"Booty call?"
posted by callmejay at 6:43 AM on November 21, 2009

(Yeah, I think it's a bad idea. But a fun question. :-)
posted by callmejay at 6:43 AM on November 21, 2009

I just won the lottery, sounds good.

Perhaps I should not send him a hot text but a well tought txt / one that makes him somehow regret and think at least for a second! ..Any other suggestions? cheers.
posted by zulonline at 6:44 AM on November 21, 2009