1. I am completely innocent and no one else has recognized it.Pick exactly one of these arguments. Do not vacillate between them, leaving the president with doubt about whether you are actually claiming that you did nothing wrong. Do not start off with #1 and fall back to #2 or #3 under questioning. It sounds as though your best bet is probably #2, but I really don't know enough about your situation to say for sure. If that's the way you decide to go, be brutal with your description of yourself: admit you fucked up royal, why you did it, and why it wasn't intentionally dishonest. Don't try to hedge your argument by saying you made a mistake and then blaming the professor in the next breath.
2. I made an error in judgment that is being unreasonably interpreted as dishonesty.
3. I acted dishonestly, but not as dishonestly as my professor thought I did.
4. I've seen the error of my ways and I've learned my lesson.
5. Even if I'm guilty, I'm being punished too harshly for what I did.Here (and only here) is where you roll out your personal hardship stories, how much you love your program, the unreasonable impact the punishment is having on you due to your personal circumstances (which were unknown to the professor and provost).
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posted by oinopaponton at 2:41 PM on September 7