Wow I never made it to the end of that song before. It gets pretty weird nsfw at the back end. posted by sully75 at 7:55 AM on August 12 [1 favorite]
I found all these songs through Hype Machine which means you can stroll over there and find all these tracks all free and streaming styles. Also, marvel at the irony of songs making fun of hipsters being on hypem.
Little Foot Long Foot - King Hipster ("you'd think that you were homeless if your girlfriend didn't insist that you bathe")
Grip Plyaz - Fuck Dat Hipster Shit (pretty generic hip-pop track but they do repeat the title of the song ad nauseum. "You think I skateboard, you think I'm in school, if you believe that, then you're a damn fool...I don't ride bikes, I'm too damn cool, and I ain't new to this, homes, I'm from the old school") posted by Juliet Banana at 8:07 AM on August 12
Oddly, the first two to come to mind are by what would be considered hipster bands, and well known ones at that (products of NYC hipsterdom): LCD soundsystem Losing My Edge, and Art Star by Yeah Yeah Yeahs.
You could go for something like "Part Time Punks" by the Television Personalities, which is pretty funny (although dated and directed at "poser" punks instead of hipsters). This one is fun!
Really though, any music specifically talking about indie, Williamsburg, or "hipsterdom" will necessarily be from the hipster canon. The irony will be on so many levels you will get bored thinking about it. posted by molecicco at 8:08 AM on August 12 [1 favorite]
Common People by Pulp (kinda) posted by TheOtherGuy at 8:09 AM on August 12
Common People is a good call. So is the Dead Milkmen (that'll get you some cred). posted by molecicco at 8:13 AM on August 12
Seconding Dandy Warhols. And here's link to the video if, like me, anyone else needs to hear it once reminded of its existence. Such an earworm.
It doesn't sound like it's right for your purposes, but to me, "New York I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down" by LCD Soundsystem is the ultimate anti-hipster song. I think it might be a highly personal reading of it, though. posted by EvaDestruction at 8:17 AM on August 12
So the Bob Hillman song "Everyone's an artist in New York" is one of the most biting attacks on Brooklyn hipsterdom I know. It's pretty amazing. posted by allen.spaulding at 8:18 AM on August 12
Er, I think the title is Everyone's An Actor in New York. My bad. posted by allen.spaulding at 8:19 AM on August 12
Came in here to suggest Bohemian Like You, but it's already been done several times over. So, yeah, that one.
And molecicco, no one writes songs making fun of hipsters as often as hipsters themselves, because no one thinks about hipsters as often as hipsters think about themselves. posted by oinopaponton at 8:34 AM on August 12
Maybe not exactly what you're looking for but:
Molly Lewis: "MyHope"
MC Frontalot: "Indier than thou" and "I hate your blog" posted by beautifulstuff at 8:37 AM on August 12
The Cribs - Hey Scenesters or Mirror Kissers posted by elsietheeel at 8:37 AM on August 12
it's a bit old, but Trash by Robyn Hitchcock is pretty apt. posted by scruss at 8:37 AM on August 12
If you really want to go old skool, the names have changed, but the sentiment's the same: Steely Dan's Showbiz Kids. posted by immlass at 8:59 AM on August 12
A little dated, but still just about right: I'm Hip, Dave Frishberg. The cool kids today all listen to 60's comedian-musicians on vinyl; my Rusty Warren collection has the guys from the bicycle shop coming over every night after Chelsey Lately. posted by AzraelBrown at 9:12 AM on August 12
This isn't quitewhat you're looking for, I don't think, but I'm going to share regardless:
"Performance" by MCSpandX, which contains the lines "all these hipsters think they're so tricky / with their messenger bag on the back of their fixie" and "you think it makes you look like a courier / it really just makes you look girlier". posted by alynnk at 9:17 AM on August 12
Alright..I clicked in to suggest You'll Dance To Anything, but when it was already mentioned I thought, hey, Bohemian Like You... but somebody said that, too.
So. I'm going to go with Dismemberment Plan, "Doing The Standing Still".
Oh whoa-oh, in Fargo, six or seven kids
Watched the Plan in a strip-mall
I thought they were bored out of their skulls
But it turns out they were having a ball, uh-huh
Oh whoa-oh, well I finally knew
They were doing a brand-new step everybody isn't moving to
And they're doing the standing still posted by redsparkler at 10:56 AM on August 12
Once upon a time i did a song called "White Stripes Record" (mp3) (lyrics). It mentions williamsburg, several bands, but somehow does not reference PBR. It is very close to what you describe, though. posted by snofoam at 1:46 PM on August 12 [1 favorite]
2ding: Bohemian Like You, Doing the Standing Still (except now scenesters flail around like they're on acid and bash into bystanders instead of of standing still), and Common People.
Busdriver also has many songs that are pretty scathing towards hipsters and elites of all sorts.
I may be back, because having been a college radio DJ, I feel like I must know of some more songs that are anti-hipster. But of course, it may just be that I should write a song that is anti-scenester due to putting up with them for so long. ;-) posted by ishotjr at 5:00 PM on August 12
It's about 80s/90s alt-rock rather than today's crop, but Sebadoh's 'Gimme Indie Rock' does pretty much what you're looking for. posted by anagrama at 7:28 AM on August 13
Also going to say King Hipster by Little Foot Long Foot - great tune! posted by swrittenb at 7:51 PM on August 13
Artsy by Living Legends might be exactly what you are looking for. posted by cjemmott at 1:23 PM on August 14
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