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June 9, 2009 6:06 PM Subscribe
I need some help coming up with metal/dog puns. "Dog breath to false metal". Things like that.
More that I've thought of:
Heavy metal barking lot
I want to break fleas
Livin' after midnight, barkin' till the dawn (not so sure about this one)
EYEHEARTDOG
Any genre of metal, maybe even some punk rock and hardcore and whatnot.
More that I've thought of:
Heavy metal barking lot
I want to break fleas
Livin' after midnight, barkin' till the dawn (not so sure about this one)
EYEHEARTDOG
Any genre of metal, maybe even some punk rock and hardcore and whatnot.
Cut Your Leash And Worship Satan (ref: Cut Your Flesh And Worship Satan)
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:11 PM on June 9, 2009
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:11 PM on June 9, 2009
TRUE NORWEGIAN BARK METAL
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:12 PM on June 9, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:12 PM on June 9, 2009 [2 favorites]
Bewitching The Pomeranian (Behemoth's Bewitching The Pomerania)
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:13 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:13 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
Demidog (name of several albums is Demigod)
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:14 PM on June 9, 2009
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:14 PM on June 9, 2009
Ace of spayeds (Motorhead)
Master of Puppies (Metallica)
posted by vito90 at 6:15 PM on June 9, 2009 [3 favorites]
Master of Puppies (Metallica)
posted by vito90 at 6:15 PM on June 9, 2009 [3 favorites]
Individual Spot Patterns (Individual Thought Patterns)
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:15 PM on June 9, 2009
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:15 PM on June 9, 2009
Behold...The Barktopus
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:17 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:17 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
Blackwater Dog Park (Opeth)
Between The Buried Bone And Me (BTBAM)
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:34 PM on June 9, 2009
Between The Buried Bone And Me (BTBAM)
posted by Inspector.Gadget at 6:34 PM on June 9, 2009
Appetite for Daschunds (Guns n Roses)
Shout at the Dalmation (Mutley Crue)
Rust in Pekinese (Megadeth)
Lick Em All (Metallica)
Let There Be Rottweiler (AC/DC)
Reign in Bloodhounds (Slayer)
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 6:37 PM on June 9, 2009
Shout at the Dalmation (Mutley Crue)
Rust in Pekinese (Megadeth)
Lick Em All (Metallica)
Let There Be Rottweiler (AC/DC)
Reign in Bloodhounds (Slayer)
posted by Miss Otis' Egrets at 6:37 PM on June 9, 2009
Malevolent Dalmatian
Where Beagles Dare
Symphonies of Lickness
Extreme Noise Terrier
Armored Saint Bernard
posted by The Straightener at 6:43 PM on June 9, 2009
Where Beagles Dare
Symphonies of Lickness
Extreme Noise Terrier
Armored Saint Bernard
posted by The Straightener at 6:43 PM on June 9, 2009
Dogzig.
posted by nitsuj at 6:46 PM on June 9, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by nitsuj at 6:46 PM on June 9, 2009 [2 favorites]
Spayer
posted by hellboundforcheddar at 6:51 PM on June 9, 2009
posted by hellboundforcheddar at 6:51 PM on June 9, 2009
Metal Up Your Apso
Mastiffs of Reality
Spaytanic Wehrmact
posted by The Straightener at 6:55 PM on June 9, 2009
Mastiffs of Reality
Spaytanic Wehrmact
posted by The Straightener at 6:55 PM on June 9, 2009
Muttalica
posted by kitty teeth at 6:58 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by kitty teeth at 6:58 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
Husky Du
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 6:59 PM on June 9, 2009 [2 favorites]
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 6:59 PM on June 9, 2009 [2 favorites]
Yngwe Malamute
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 7:02 PM on June 9, 2009
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 7:02 PM on June 9, 2009
Walk. (pantera)
posted by metastability at 7:03 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
posted by metastability at 7:03 PM on June 9, 2009 [1 favorite]
Cannibal Corso
Wag your tail / Metal health'll drive you mad!
posted by starvingartist at 7:04 PM on June 9, 2009
Wag your tail / Metal health'll drive you mad!
posted by starvingartist at 7:04 PM on June 9, 2009
P.O.D (Pomeranians of Death)
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 7:05 PM on June 9, 2009
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 7:05 PM on June 9, 2009
Mastiff of Puppies (Props to The Michael The and The Straightener.)
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 7:11 PM on June 9, 2009
posted by EnsignLunchmeat at 7:11 PM on June 9, 2009
Best answer: I don't think you've given us enough information to answer the question. It really depends on what genre of dog metal you're talking about. Thrash Dog Metal centers around chewy toys, stuffed animals, things like that. Power Dog Metal is about wrestling other dogs at the park, chasing after cars. Hair Dog Metal is about putting one leg up on the couch and humping it. There really is a wide variety.
posted by metastability at 7:47 PM on June 9, 2009
posted by metastability at 7:47 PM on June 9, 2009
Scorpions - "Rock You Like a Hurricanine"
Ozzy - "Mr. Howley"
Motörhead - "Ace of Spayed"
Dio - "Rainbow in the Bark"
Iron Maiden - "The Number of the Beagle"
Metallica - "Squeeky Chewtoy"
Slayer - "Trainin' Mutt"
posted by orme at 4:41 AM on June 10, 2009
Ozzy - "Mr. Howley"
Motörhead - "Ace of Spayed"
Dio - "Rainbow in the Bark"
Iron Maiden - "The Number of the Beagle"
Metallica - "Squeeky Chewtoy"
Slayer - "Trainin' Mutt"
posted by orme at 4:41 AM on June 10, 2009
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And eat Alpo every day.
posted by Netzapper at 6:10 PM on June 9, 2009