Comments on: Dont leave me hanging on the telephone...

Question: Dont leave me hanging on the telephone...

gergtreble — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:04:43 -0800

Help me find on hold music for my company.

My company recently asked me to come up with suggestions for on hold music. So far we have come up with:

Call me - Blondie
Hanging on the telephone - Blondie
Hold me - Fleetwood mac/savage garden

oh and

Never gonna give you up - Rick Astley (Yay! Rickroll)

So give me your best witty on hold suggestions!

By: burnmp3s

burnmp3s — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:11:46 -0800

Never There by Cake?

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:12:08 -0800

How long is the average time on hold?

By: LSK

LSK — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:12:24 -0800

That could get annoying, plus, securing the rights would render the song use problematic.

If you still want to use commercial music, I recommend surf instrumentals. Check out Dick Dale's greatest-hits album.

By: These Premises Are Alarmed

These Premises Are Alarmed — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:16:11 -0800

Much Worse by Big Audio Dynamite.

By: gergtreble

gergtreble — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:18:01 -0800

Average on hold time 20 secs or so, so impact is best! We are applying for a PPL/PRS licence so commercial music is welcome. Were just hoping to give the person on hold a grin!

By: ladypants

ladypants — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:22:06 -0800

567-5309 / Jenny?

I also like surf instrumentals as LSK suggested. Or if you want to mix it up, the Nutley Brass covers of Ramones and Misfits songs are pretty great. I think they are available through iTunes.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:22:18 -0800

20 secs? Hanging on the telephone, while *awesome* starts with a ringing phone and that could be a little confusing.

I'm such a bad person that the idea of a normal muzaky-hold-music breaking into Rickroll is really appealing. Although that joke would get stale after the first couple of seconds ..and be non-loopable.

By: The Whelk

The Whelk — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:23:07 -0800

LSK: ooo, I'd love to be hold if I could hear some Ventures.

By: atbash

atbash — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:25:57 -0800

Nine Inch Nails Ghosts.

It's mostly fairly ambient, with no words, it's 4 discs long, so you won't have the same thing repeating immediately, and, perhaps most importantly, it's released under a Creative Commons Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Share Alike license, and I think non-commercial in this case means "you can't be trying to make money off of it." (Ask your lawyer to be sure.)

Recently I've been hearing this all over the place, not least of which being as backing music on Chicago Public Radio's This American Life episode 354: Mistakes Were Made.

By: uncleozzy

uncleozzy — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:28:16 -0800

Toto's "Hold the Line." The Thompson Twins' "Hold Me Now." Any version of "Please Mr. Postman." Tom Petty's "The Waiting."

By: mattoxic

mattoxic — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:30:19 -0800

Lionel Ritchie Hello, over, and over and over again

By: gergtreble

gergtreble — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:30:43 -0800

I know its a short hold time. But we are hoping to have whatever we choose on a loop so the people on hold will dip into it. Good point with hanging on the telephone though.

By: Meatbomb

Meatbomb — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:36:13 -0800

I do not understand why a really crappy instrumental version of Girl from Ipanema is not on your shortlist??

By: Wet Spot

Wet Spot — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:38:48 -0800

4'33".

By: prufrock

prufrock — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:47:22 -0800

Beatles - You won't see me
Beatles - No Reply

Danse Macabre?

By: vers

vers — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:50:16 -0800

Johnny Thunders, "Get Off the Phone"
Buzzcocks, "No Reply"

By: Houstonian

Houstonian — Tue, 19 May 2009 07:57:26 -0800

Pink Floyd's Comfortably Numb. "Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?"

Poe's Hello. "Hello, hello, hello. Are you out there?"

By: Houstonian

Houstonian — Tue, 19 May 2009 08:07:39 -0800

Oh, and Sheena Easton's Telephone. "Can't find you anywhere. I call you on the telephone, but you're never home. I gotta get a message to you. I wanna tell you what I'm going through."

By: rmless

rmless — Tue, 19 May 2009 08:13:39 -0800

The BeeGees "Gotta Get a Message to You"- hold on, hold on...

By: pised

pised — Tue, 19 May 2009 08:14:00 -0800

Thelma Houston - Don't Leave Me This Way
Kim Wilde - You Keep Me Hanging On

By: The corpse in the library

The corpse in the library — Tue, 19 May 2009 09:04:09 -0800

Penguin Cafe Orchestra's "Telephone and Rubber Band" (my ringtone, which always confuses people).

By: steeb2er

steeb2er — Tue, 19 May 2009 09:05:30 -0800

Cake - No Phone!

By: AzraelBrown

AzraelBrown — Tue, 19 May 2009 09:09:07 -0800

No Doubt's Spiderwebs? As for a practical, non-ironically-funny suggestion, I'd say go with string quartets, something in the gentle, soothing vein. People on hold tend to be doing something else while holding, rather than listening to the music: something too involved or entertaining may just end up annoying and distracting.

I will say, though, probably some of the more entertaining hold music I've heard is just a local radio station piped into the phone line - if you've got national customers, they may appreciate hearing commercials for your local bars and grocery stores; it's about as quirky but less contrived than phone-themed pop music.

By: mendel

mendel — Tue, 19 May 2009 09:12:16 -0800

We rickroll people on hold occasionally. The great part about it is that if you don't recognize it it sounds like hold music. But it works well when people do recognize it!

A lot of modern pop sounds like crap at "phone quality" because it's so compressed, unfortunately. Be sure to listen to whatever you come up with through the phone or else you'll just end up pushing a lot of distortion to people's ears.

My approach to hold music is to get really stereotypical and ironic hold music instead of stuff that talks about the phone. For instance, I've got lounge covers of "American Woman" and "Safety Dance", and I've got the Shuffle Demons' version of the Hockey Night in Canada theme.

As for licensing, it's $100/year flat fee to the Canadian equivalent of ASCAP for whatever we want to play; I'm pretty sure ASCAP has something similar. That doesn't let you play radio, though, just recorded music.

(And yes, the best hold music for a caller is the kind you can put through speakerphone and ignore, especially if you're going to be on hold longer than several seconds.)

By: Kattullus

Kattullus — Tue, 19 May 2009 09:26:52 -0800

The most pleasant song I've ever experienced as hold music is The Girl from Ipanema. As there are a gazillion different versions of it (and counting) you could keep that one song as your hold music forever, but change versions every day, practically. It would be a nice little signature.

By: illenion

illenion — Tue, 19 May 2009 10:12:32 -0800

Wilson Phillips - Hold On
Raffi - Bananaphone

By: qbxk

qbxk — Tue, 19 May 2009 11:54:19 -0800

Hello Goodbye - Beatles
Message in a Bottle - The Police
Head Held High - Velvet Underground ("Hold your head up high!")
I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry - Hank Williams
Beat It On Down The Line - Grateful Dead
Walk the Line - Johnny Cash

i could do this all day....

Non-themed but fun: use anything by Medeski Martin Wood and/or John Scofield (I've heard these as ringbacks and they make a good impact on the phone, preparing you to be happy to talk to the person)

Do NOT use Bannaphone, that song brings out urges to kill and maim sorry illenion

By: polexxia

polexxia — Tue, 19 May 2009 12:42:14 -0800

Conway Twitty - "Hello Darlin"
White Lion - "Wait"
Guns n Roses - "Patience"
Toto - "Hold the Line"

By: gergtreble

gergtreble — Wed, 20 May 2009 02:57:19 -0800

Thanks for all the brilliant suggestions guys. I'll send my boss a link to this thread.

By: pompomtom

pompomtom — Wed, 20 May 2009 05:24:14 -0800

Pink Floyd: "Nobody Home"
Fuzz Townsend: "Hello Darlin'"

By: mrbill

mrbill — Wed, 20 May 2009 08:29:09 -0800

The last time I had to call the IRS, their hold music was The Nutcracker. I'm not kidding.