Comments on: Gastrocolitis, Valbuminitus and Lumpuckaroo

Question: Gastrocolitis, Valbuminitus and Lumpuckaroo

eccnineten — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:27:25 -0800

Ever heard of a disease where you grow thorns that vibrate when cut off?

Long ago I heard a list of funny-sounding diseases. My spelling may be off, because I heard and did not read them. They were gastrocolitis, valbuminitus and lumpuckaroo. The first I've confirmed as real. The third I've confirmed as "the blahs." The second I've not confirmed at all.

What's more, it seems I was told of a disease in which a person grows black thorns from their skin which when cut off - vibrate.

Now I've been told a bunch of stuff in my life. I've also told plenty of fibs myself. I'm not saying the vibrating thorn disease is real, or that it is called valbuminitus. But I'd like to find the origin of this story if possible. Thanks for helping, metafilter.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:34:11 -0800

Cutaneous horn. I wouldn't think they would vibrate when cut off.

By: ninazer0

ninazer0 — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:24:34 -0800

On the whole, people don't tend to grow thorns. Warts, horns, callouses and so on, but not thorns.

However, depending on who you believe, some people grow wire or, possibly, threads (see Morgellon's Disease). This is generally pooh-poohed as self-inflicted Munchausen's Syndrome craziness but I do recall an article in New Scientist (which I read on paper and cannot find for free online) that postulated an actual biological cause.

By: ninazer0

ninazer0 — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 02:29:41 -0800

Oho...a link for the New Scientist article. Bless Google cache!!

By: dhartung

dhartung — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 09:28:53 -0800

FYI, there is a man in Indonesia who has suffered from an extreme case of cutaneous horn exacerbated by an immune deficiency.

I couldn't find anything resembling the word "valbuminitis" via Google or medical database searches. No doubt you are already aware that the albumen is an egg white, and albumins are proteins related to those found in egg whites, which are ovalbumins. Though egg allergies are common, I couldn't find anything suggesting a medical condition caused by them other than hives or eczema.

By: Iridic

Iridic — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 12:15:08 -0800

I remember reading (in some sort of book of trivia) about an extreme form of keratosis that grows horns or spines on the skin. The horns, once snipped off and placed in a can or bottle, apparently make "a metallic rattling sound" when shaken. Could that be it?

By: eccnineten

eccnineten — Thu, 07 May 2009 20:03:39 -0800

Iridic gets best answer. Who knows what it was I really read so long ago and whether it was true or not. I probably did read it and it probably isn't true. Thanks for playing, all!