My girlfriend can't get me to orgasm. Plenty of NSFWness inside.
My girlfriend and I have, in short, reached third base in our relationship: fingers, hands and tongues everywhere. No sex (yet). She's the female equivalent of Jizz In My Pants
: she can get off from a gust of wind. OK, not really. But with minimal massaging I can get her to come in under a minute.
I'm not so easy. Before meeting this great girl, I had never been touched below the belt. So when my girlfriend's hands slowly went towards the groin...I felt ticklish and cracked up loudly...real smooth. Every time she tries again, I manage to smother my laughter, but I just don't get the thrill I expected. Dry hands hurt more than help, and saliva or blowjobbing makes it only slightly better. After a few minutes I get close, but I plateau there. Five minutes, she's ready to give up and I'm lying there apathetically.
Having satisfied myself with my hand for way too long, I'm worried I've desensitized myself to anything that's not me.
What's wrong? Is failure to orgasm normal for those who haven't experienced this stuff before? Is it fear? Excessive masturbation? What can I do?
Relevant side note: Peeing is laborious too. Even in an empty bathroom it takes me several minutes for me to start urinating.