Comments on: So I'm Giving My Boss Zip-Ties for his Birthday...

Question: So I'm Giving My Boss Zip-Ties for his Birthday...

Smarson — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:25:52 -0800

Boss's Birthday meets Traveling Work Bag Essentials Filter: I need to give my boss something more than just a handful of zip-ties...help

Here's the deal, my boss's birthday is coming up and he hates it. Primarily because he can't stand useless gifts & cards. He is always appreciative of them, but secretly loathes their non-functional place in this world. This only hints at the underlying inferno of efficiency that consumes this man's life. He is almost certainly the living embodiment of productivity. He also travels constantly and anything that can't fit into his work bag is dead to him.

On the rare occasions that he has enough free time to chat we've spoken about our mutual tendency to carry everything we could ever need in our work bags. Electrical chargers, ear phones, kleenex, cough drops, bus schedules, etc., etc. Today I brought up the fact that I keep half-a-dozen zip ties of varying lengths/sizes in my bag since they take up almost no space and can come in super handy in a pinch. I could tell he made a mental note to pick some up and that's when I had my idea for a birthday gift -- things he can add to his work/travel bag. Obviously I need something more than zip ties though.

Lifehacker had some great articles on "go bags," but what I need are things streamlined for air travel. Also, he is all about function over form so pricey travel gadgets from SkyMall are out.

Any and all suggestions welcome.

Some more background on my boss:

*He used to participate in half-iron man competitions
*He is the epitome of "all business, all the time"
*He often gets labeled as a jackass since he doesn't have time for bullshit and is more apt to bypass all social niceties and cut straight to the point
*We're on great terms, but he scares the ever living crap out of me

By: crush-onastick

crush-onastick — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:36:13 -0800

These reusable cable ties?

By: wocka wocka wocka

wocka wocka wocka — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:37:50 -0800

If he hates his birthday and the useless rigmarole of it, why bother giving him anything at all? If you just want to be of aid, then get him the zip ties if you see them and put them on his desk at a non-birthday time. Other than that, when you see him just wish him a happy birthday.

By: jefftang

jefftang — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:46:22 -0800

If he doesn't have one, get him an LED flashlight that take's AAA batteries. Fenix has some nice ones that aren't too expensive.

Every Day Carry Forums is dedicated to stuff like this (well this and weapons).

Or maybe a paracord lanyard. (look on mefi).

By: Smarson

Smarson — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 10:47:09 -0800

crush-onastick: Awesome, just what I was looking for.

wocka: Thought about that. Unfortunately everyone else gets him a gift since he's uber important and while your suggestion solves the "get him something he'll appreciate" issue, there's also the "don't look like the guy who didn't your boss anything" issue. It's somewhat shallow I know to be that concerned with everyone else's perceptions of me, but welcome to my office.

By: Lycaste

Lycaste — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:37:15 -0800

Earplugs. They're useful for reducing engine and screaming kid noise on planes, and for deadening other noise while you're trying to sleep in hotels. They're small enough to not take up too much room in an already stuffed bag. You can get some that come with a little plastic travel case, too.

By: BoscosMom

BoscosMom — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:43:21 -0800

This and this came to mind. You might get some ideas poking around in the archives of the Cool Tools site as well.

By: BoscosMom

BoscosMom — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:47:05 -0800

Here is the page for general tools at Cool Tools.

By: anelsewhere

anelsewhere — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:33:43 -0800

Go for a USB stick...even if he has a dozen.

I'd go for one with personality at:
http://www.dynamism.com/#CategoryID=42

By: hazel

hazel — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 17:51:46 -0800

For things more travel-related: Flight 001 has cool/hip/modern travel gear.

Some that look useful:
dental kit
aeropack
pill towels

By: ostranenie

ostranenie — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 18:26:47 -0800

Wallet pen. Four-way screwdriver. Pocket scriber.

I use these things at least once a week.