Comments on: Loving you is no mis-steak, but this pun is

Question: Loving you is no mis-steak, but this pun is

k8lin — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:44:52 -0800

Help me think of a pun or a short poem about barbecues, meat, and love.

I got my boyfriend (who loves, loves to cook, especially grilling) a card for Valentine's day with a really cool grill filled with sausages and hamburgers on the front. It's really nice and well-made, but it was originally a birthday card for a dad so I have to glue a new message on the inside. I'd like to glue a cute saying, well-written poem (preferably by a known poet), or a stupid pun on the inside that has something to do with barbecue or meat and love. All I can think of is "Loving you is no mis-steak," but I'm seriously hoping for something better.

By: benzenedream

benzenedream — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 21:56:35 -0800

Go purloin a sirloin, my pet,
If you'd win a devotion incredible;
And asparagus tips vinaigrette,
Or anything else that is edible.
Bring salad or sausage or scrapple,
A berry or even a beet.
Bring an oyster, an egg, or an apple,
As long as it's something to eat.
If it's food,
It's food;
Never mind what kind of food.
When I ponder my mind
I consistently find
It is glued
On food.

Ogden Nash

By: amicamentis

amicamentis — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:04:16 -0800

Wiener jokes are usually fun, if a bit childish.

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:07:38 -0800

Oh my God!
What the fuck, a bar-be-que Haiku?
I love you.

By: Philby

Philby — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:12:58 -0800

here's a cute advertisement for lamb that ran in australia a while ago-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk5Q6cDoZCg

By: spiderskull

spiderskull — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:22:01 -0800

I'm your grill and you're my broil.

By: Cat Pie Hurts

Cat Pie Hurts — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:49:12 -0800

Your meat needs some heat
Scorching hot flames of desire
will make it well-done

By: iamkimiam

iamkimiam — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 22:54:46 -0800

All I can think of is
"Loving you is no mis-steak,"
but I'm seriously hoping for something better.

By: grouse

grouse — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:06:57 -0800

Steak is tender,
Pork chops too,
When they're on a grill.
For my darling I love you,
And I always will.

By: Edubya

Edubya — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:19:18 -0800

"I love you more than bacon."

By: spiderskull

spiderskull — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:53:16 -0800

You're barbe-cute as a mutton!

By: spiderskull

spiderskull — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 23:56:43 -0800

We were marinade for each other.

(I HAVE NO SHAME)

By: christhelongtimelurker

christhelongtimelurker — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:20:52 -0800

Woo woo! Drunken poetry filter!

Remember remember this day of the year!
If you grill me some venison, it would be dear!

I'll grill you a turkey on a rotisserie thing.
One drumstick is mine but our hearts take wing!

You broil; I flip; but we both eat together.
Taste is a sense; indulging, an endeavor.

Charcoal or gas, they both generate heat.
Love dovey doodoo butter; I'll stab you if you cheat!

...and I'm spent.

By: Napoleonic Terrier

Napoleonic Terrier — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 01:07:50 -0800

Your loins are tender,
Your rump is round,
Your sausage is [insert here],
My meaty Valentine.

By: Ambrosia Voyeur

Ambrosia Voyeur — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:01:33 -0800

When you're grillin', I'm willin'.

By: weapons-grade pandemonium

weapons-grade pandemonium — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:09:08 -0800

Roses are red
And so is raw meat
I'll have you in bed
Right after we eat.

By: vito90

vito90 — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 08:59:11 -0800

"If God didn't mean for man to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat"?
alternative:
"If God didn't mean for man to eat animals, why did he make them out of food"?

One of these two variations was uttered by either Beavis or Butthead while working in a fast food restaurant.

By: jamjam

jamjam — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 09:26:10 -0800

Hot coals are red
Gas flames are blue
But when it comes to heat
What I want is you.

By: Cold Lurkey

Cold Lurkey — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 12:42:51 -0800

Shall I compare thee to a succulent bratwurst?
Thou art more juicy and more delicious.