Bad egg
January 11, 2009 4:15 AM   Subscribe

Does anybody have any bad egg reipices or dishes?
posted by tellurian to Food & Drink (25 answers total)

This post was deleted for the following reason: wtf? -- mathowie

 
This question is confusing.
posted by Stewriffic at 4:54 AM on January 11, 2009 [1 favorite]


You sautee them up with some portobello mushrooms with a dash of fail sauce.
posted by dunkadunc at 5:00 AM on January 11, 2009


They taste best devilled, with a side of black sheep.
posted by JDHarper at 5:14 AM on January 11, 2009


no
posted by blasdelf at 5:14 AM on January 11, 2009


Do you mean egg recipes that are bad, or recipes that use rotten eggs?
posted by Xany at 5:21 AM on January 11, 2009 [1 favorite]


No reipice for you!
posted by CunningLinguist at 5:34 AM on January 11, 2009


if you're going to be cooking with bad eggs, DO be careful- otherwise you'll end up with them all over your face.
posted by dunkadunc at 5:34 AM on January 11, 2009


i made you a reipices but i ated it
posted by fire&wings at 5:36 AM on January 11, 2009


I don't know why people are make fun of the question, Tellurian. Here's a straight answer: some people have dishes, but nobody has any no bad egg reipices.
posted by beagle at 5:43 AM on January 11, 2009


I need a venn diagram beagle.
posted by CunningLinguist at 5:45 AM on January 11, 2009


Oh, now I get it.
posted by beagle at 5:45 AM on January 11, 2009


Omit the "no" in my prior. But see here.
posted by beagle at 5:47 AM on January 11, 2009


I don't know why people are make fun of the question, Tellurian.

Because it's a stunt post in concert with his other two "bad egg" posts at MetaFilter and MetaTalk. 'Twill be deleted soon, fer sure.
posted by ericb at 6:07 AM on January 11, 2009


Apparently they're popular in China.
posted by dunkadunc at 6:07 AM on January 11, 2009


Serve them up with a heaping helping of bannation.
posted by sexymofo at 6:08 AM on January 11, 2009


The Bad Eggs
posted by R. Mutt at 6:30 AM on January 11, 2009


do not want. and definitely not in my pancake batter.
posted by squasha at 6:38 AM on January 11, 2009


squasha: "do not want. and definitely not in my pancake batter."

That is why you always, always crack your eggs into a 2nd container and then transfer them to the mixing bowl with the other ingredients. With modern chicken breeds and egg screening technology you may go years or decades without ever seeing a bad egg cracked into your food. But the one day you do, and the one day you crack that egg into a 2nd bowl instead of right into the food, you will be so very happy. Thousands of extra dishes washed and dried won't compared in the least to the few cents of flour and sugar you saved, but all the same you will feel better at that moment than you've ever felt before. Why? Because you were right.
posted by Science! at 6:47 AM on January 11, 2009 [2 favorites]


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posted by fixedgear at 6:59 AM on January 11, 2009


Reipice them with good eggs. Nobody will notice.
posted by weapons-grade pandemonium at 7:08 AM on January 11, 2009


[I've been the recipient of a lot of things (even dishes) but that was not the question]
Ah, this is going to be my shortest recipe ever:

Dump.
posted by Namlit at 7:24 AM on January 11, 2009


It's already 10:30 on the East Coast, so I can only assume that tellurian has the mods locked in a basement somewhere.
posted by The Whelk at 7:28 AM on January 11, 2009


I once made an omelette with relish and butterscotch. I was very drunk at the time. It was a terrible idea -- though one that began with, "What are my favorite things to eat?"
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 7:36 AM on January 11, 2009 [1 favorite]


True story, BTW.
posted by The Great Big Mulp at 7:41 AM on January 11, 2009


Actually, jessamyn, bauermaster, cortex, and tellurian are all currently recovering from what was a crazy night out on the town, involving WAY too many dirty girl scouts, a skinhead from Liverpool with a head injury, and some amazing Australian psychadelic toads that tellurian managed to get through customs.
posted by dunkadunc at 7:47 AM on January 11, 2009


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