i can has christmas?

December 1, 2008 12:52 PM

A fun holiday diversion: help me make my LOLcat Christmas card!

Here are the two pictures I'm considering - what are some funny lol-quotes to add to them?

posted by kidsleepy to pets & animals (21 comments total)

I am in ur chimney, delivering ur gifts!
posted by Class Goat at 12:55 PM on December 1, 2008 [2 favorites has favorites]

for the second photo, where the cat looks especially disgruntled about having been jammed into a Santa outfit:

Ah knowz when u been sleepin'

(& I'z going to kill u b4 u wake).
posted by jamaro at 1:02 PM on December 1, 2008 [9 favorites has favorites]

Jolly. I has it.
posted by Tomorrowful at 1:02 PM on December 1, 2008 [2 favorites has favorites]

Jolly. I has it.

You mean haz.
posted by InsanePenguin at 1:09 PM on December 1, 2008

I can has holiday cheer?
posted by abirae at 1:23 PM on December 1, 2008

You could go with the classic "If I had thumbs, I'd have killed you by now."
posted by abirae at 1:25 PM on December 1, 2008

Off meme, but the second photo could easily be "Merry *&$#%^ Christmas". That face is pure gold.
posted by abirae at 1:26 PM on December 1, 2008

Obviously:

My Claus
...let me show you them
posted by cowbellemoo at 1:36 PM on December 1, 2008 [14 favorites has favorites]

I are not jolly elf. I are follower of Bast. She iz not amused.
posted by filthy light thief at 1:50 PM on December 1, 2008

Every soul down in our house liked Christmas a lot, but the Cat, who lived also in our house, did not. The Cat hated Christmas - the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his catfood was dry. Or maybe he fancied the Fourth of July. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his hat was two sizes too small.
posted by Rhaomi at 1:53 PM on December 1, 2008 [3 favorites has favorites]

I can has cheerburger?
posted by Clyde Mnestra at 2:14 PM on December 1, 2008

im in ur stoking, eatin yr yamz
posted by kdern at 2:21 PM on December 1, 2008

uh-oh

list sez u naughty
posted by codswallop at 2:44 PM on December 1, 2008

Betr b gud!
posted by The Light Fantastic at 3:11 PM on December 1, 2008

Santa u r doin ... Satan, how u doin?
posted by b33j at 3:37 PM on December 1, 2008

For the second pic: I iz not care how gud u haz bin. I keepz ur presents.
posted by chudmonkey at 4:03 PM on December 1, 2008

Santa Kat only in it for the kookiez
posted by TheSecretDecoderRing at 8:47 PM on December 1, 2008

i love this. so much. if only my family would get it.

first, i vote for the "up close and personal" photo.

second, i like "jolly. i haz it." or "coal. ur gettin it."
posted by misanthropicsarah at 7:57 AM on December 2, 2008

I vote for pic 1.

A couple of possible taglines:

Santa sez naughty iz nice
Santa Cat iz watching u celebrate
(Santa Cat sez) No loot for you!

I also like codswallop and Class Goat's suggestions
posted by Jakey at 9:56 AM on December 2, 2008

haha, these are so great! thanks for all the suggestions, and by all means feel free to ad more!
posted by kidsleepy at 10:47 AM on December 2, 2008

The second pic, definitely - his expression is awesome and it just looks really slick with soft edges and green background.

In case you have the kinds of friends I have: Uz been naughty...Ah like that!
posted by teremala at 1:19 AM on December 3, 2008