Breathylzer Project Title
September 14, 2008 12:04 PM Subscribe
My group and I are looking for a creative project title. The project is for a design class. Our idea is to have a locker where people put their keys before a night of drinking, and in order to get the keys back, they must blow into a breathalyzer to prove their ability to drive.
Not sure if it's too important, but we'll be building this from scratch. We're open to any suggestions on what to call it or improvements to the project, if you feel so inclined. Thanks!
Not sure if it's too important, but we'll be building this from scratch. We're open to any suggestions on what to call it or improvements to the project, if you feel so inclined. Thanks!
Call it:
"Drunk Tank"
"Liquor Locker"
"Have a Sober Person Blow into this Breathalyzer So You Can Drive Home Drunk"
"An Incredibly Complicated Series of Circuitry and Relays That You Will Understand Less and Less as the Evening Continues"
"The 'You Are Most Certainly NOT Cool to Drive' Machine"
These are getting worse and worse. I'm just going to cut my losses.
posted by knowles at 12:28 PM on September 14, 2008
"Drunk Tank"
"Liquor Locker"
"Have a Sober Person Blow into this Breathalyzer So You Can Drive Home Drunk"
"An Incredibly Complicated Series of Circuitry and Relays That You Will Understand Less and Less as the Evening Continues"
"The 'You Are Most Certainly NOT Cool to Drive' Machine"
These are getting worse and worse. I'm just going to cut my losses.
posted by knowles at 12:28 PM on September 14, 2008
How are you going to prevent people from finding a sober friend to blow into it for them? (assuming you could call such a person a "friend") I vote for Key U Later
posted by purpletangerine at 12:43 PM on September 14, 2008
posted by purpletangerine at 12:43 PM on September 14, 2008
If you're building from scratch it might be out of reach for the prototype, but this seems like it'd be much more useful as a purse/pocket-size device rather than a "locker." That way it's good for nights out bar-hopping in addition to house parties.
Seconding "The Drunk Tank"
posted by contraption at 12:43 PM on September 14, 2008
Seconding "The Drunk Tank"
posted by contraption at 12:43 PM on September 14, 2008
Anything with 2000 in the title always adds class. Using only the examples suggested by others:
Locker Check 2000
Drinking Buddy 2000
SoberSafe 2000
...
posted by maxpower at 3:21 PM on September 14, 2008
Locker Check 2000
Drinking Buddy 2000
SoberSafe 2000
...
posted by maxpower at 3:21 PM on September 14, 2008
LifeLocker
posted by jacquilynne at 4:18 PM on September 14, 2008
posted by jacquilynne at 4:18 PM on September 14, 2008
nobody's suggested breathalocker yet? not too creative, i admit, but it immediately conveys its function
posted by exhilaration at 4:26 PM on September 14, 2008 [1 favorite]
posted by exhilaration at 4:26 PM on September 14, 2008 [1 favorite]
2nding "BlowBox". It sounds puerile but it's the only thing which (a) describes your thingy and (b) I can picture one fratboy saying to another fratboy. "Haha, I'm wasted, man, let's go back to your place and see if Trina wants to party." "Asshole, your keys are in the BlowBox."
posted by mindsound at 6:32 PM on September 14, 2008
posted by mindsound at 6:32 PM on September 14, 2008
nobody's suggested breathalocker yet?
That's exactly what I was going to suggest. It perfectly conveys the object and its function.
posted by MegoSteve at 7:50 PM on September 14, 2008
That's exactly what I was going to suggest. It perfectly conveys the object and its function.
posted by MegoSteve at 7:50 PM on September 14, 2008
Give Me My Fucking Keys You Piece of Shit will probably become its defacto name.
posted by electroboy at 6:56 AM on September 15, 2008
posted by electroboy at 6:56 AM on September 15, 2008
Seconding Blow n Go or Blowbox. Something else along the safety lines might be StaySafe or BlowSafe. To try making a name that immediately gets the point across isn't nearly as relevant in today's business world (Google and Flickr being two of MANY examples that come to mind). Make sure the thing works, is as simple as humanly possible and is able to deal with real-world situations (drunk person with crowbar, bolt holes to bolt into wall / floor). Getting off-track here, but I'm sure you'll do fine.
posted by chrisinseoul at 9:36 AM on September 15, 2008
posted by chrisinseoul at 9:36 AM on September 15, 2008
Thirding "Drunk Tank". That is some good stuff there.
posted by machine at 2:36 PM on September 15, 2008
posted by machine at 2:36 PM on September 15, 2008
Btw, Blow n' Go is what they call the breathalyzer ignition switch that you have to get after a DUI.
posted by electroboy at 2:57 PM on September 15, 2008
posted by electroboy at 2:57 PM on September 15, 2008
Response by poster: You guys are amazing. Thank you so much for the input. We went with BlowBox. It's simple, fun, and it gets the point across. Maybe one day, if you all are lucky, you'll get to blow into my box after a night a drinking. That's what she said...
posted by byrleyar at 7:08 PM on September 15, 2008
posted by byrleyar at 7:08 PM on September 15, 2008
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KeySentry
KeyGuardian
the BlowBox ? (way to porn-ish :) but I couldnt resist
some kind of acronym that would be the opposite of "DUI" ... like.. uh.... i have no idea
the "KeyULater" (as in "see you later"... as in "if you are smart and lock up your keys then you are likely to live and party another day")
the SoberSafe ?
the "Its cheaper than court" ?
posted by jmnugent at 12:25 PM on September 14, 2008